This week we take a look at Timmy's most recent jobs. He is pretty awesome at holding the greatest jobs known to man. Lets look at the most distant one I can remember. That of course is being a WNBA ref. Tim wasn't cool enough to ref the doods so he went after what was next best... ok maybe not next best but he got to stare at his dream women. Ball'n Women.
Two things that go together better than LeBron James and awesomeness are Tim and Club'n. If you ever see Tim in a club and you are not a babe run as far as you can because he is waaaaay too cool for you. Babes be weary, he is quite the magnet. So ya, Tim took over for lead secruity guard, and now gets to discriminate against whites.
If I know one thing about Timmy, it is that he loves to read. He is a huge fan of Playboy and Hustler. Tim has the reading level of a 56 year old and it was recently discovered that he is the only person who can read ancient writings.
Timmy's most recent and still stable job is of course janitor. (this is no joke) He is Ocala's finest and works for the best "Sunshine Janitorial". If you ever have a dirty toliet or a smudge on your carpet give The Novkov a ring-a-ling.
This week we take a look at Timmy's most recent jobs. He is pretty awesome at holding the greatest jobs known to man. Lets look at the most distant one I can remember. That of course is being a WNBA ref. Tim wasn't cool enough to ref the doods so he went after what was next best... ok maybe not next best but he got to stare at his dream women. Ball'n Women.
Two things that go together better than LeBron James and awesomeness are Tim and Club'n. If you ever see Tim in a club and you are not a babe run as far as you can because he is waaaaay too cool for you. Babes be weary, he is quite the magnet. So ya, Tim took over for lead secruity guard, and now gets to discriminate against whites.
If I know one thing about Timmy, it is that he loves to read. He is a huge fan of Playboy and Hustler. Tim has the reading level of a 56 year old and it was recently discovered that he is the only person who can read ancient writings.
Timmy's most recent and still stable job is of course janitor. (this is no joke) He is Ocala's finest and works for the best "Sunshine Janitorial". If you ever have a dirty toliet or a smudge on your carpet give The Novkov a ring-a-ling. 
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