Where in the World is Trevor D Parker?

Where is he? No one knows but from the background on the carton we can assume he is in a remote jungle wearing that hat and that same facial expression. But I know he does have internet access though cause I was able to have this eye opening conversation with him over facebook:

2:03pmTrevor
u goin to the game

2:03pmAlex
no where are you though man

2:03pmTrevor
I am in a jungle but i will be back by 4 to go to the game
with pat & tmnvkv

2:04pmAlex
lol oh
hahhaa,
nah im not going though

2:04pmTrevor
you should come but i am down here doing homo things.
it can be a double date pat & tmnvkv and you & i

2:04pmAlex
no money.
& thats really gay

2:05pmTrevor
sorry i cant help myself sometimes.

2:05pmAlex
oh ehh...dude i hope your kidding.

2:05pmTrevor
i am. sorry i meant im not a ray or indian

2:07pmAlex
lol oh.
well yall have fun mannn. dont get to weird.

2:07pmTrevor
fuck u

2:07pmAlex
wht did i do?

2:08pmTrevor
idk just seems like u deserve it
& you wont accept my homo way

2:08pmAlex
oh ok. gotta go man.
you should post more though.