Top 10 South Park Episodes

#6: Good Times With Weapons

This episode has it all, weapons, Japanese Anime, a cool theme song (in Japanese), Butter's eye destroyed by a samiari star... and of course, Cartman's little D.

After going to the South Park County Fair and buting ninja weapons, the boys set off on one of their great adventures. Poor Butters has to bring on his alter ego "Dr. Chaos" to take on Stan and the guys.

Kenny's poor (literally meaning no money) self throws his weapon, the samiari star (how lame of a weapon!) and hits Butters right in the eye. The boys don't want to get in trouble so they try to take care of Butters themselves, even going as far as diguising him as a dog and tkaing him to the Vet.

Near the end Cartman decides to use his power of any power and become invisible... only problem is, he isn't invisible. This is where you see his little D.

All in all this episode has everything that makes South Park what it is... and Cartman's D.

Top 10 South Park Episodes #8

#8: Sexual Harassment Panda

"When one little panda sticks his hairy little willy in another little panda's ear... that makes me a very sad panda." Who wouldn't learn about sexual harassment when put in such wonderful terms.

Well Cartman does in this episode and decides to sue Stan for sexual harassment after Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda comes to the boys class. This lawsuit leads to a buttload of other sexual harassment lawsuits, which Kyle's dad earns a pretty buck by defending each sexual harassment case.

With all these lawsuits taking place the boys set out to find Petey. They find him on "The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to change his cause. They successfully complete their mission and change him into "Petey: The Don't Sue People Panda".

What did I learn through this episode... Don't call Parker an Ass-sucker anymore.

I knew it... Kanye is a gay fish

Top 10 South Park Episodes #9

#9: Tonsil Trouble

I somehow knew that before South Park reached an end that Cartman would undoubtly recieve Aids in some shape or form, and thats exactly what happens in this episode. But, it just wouldn't be Cartmanesc if he wouldn't sneak into Kyle's room and also give him Aids.

Days after a trip to the dentist, which Cartman was put to sleep, he fins out that he has gotten Aids. Once it is reported at school Kyle can do nothing to control his laughter that Cartman has recieved Aids (much like when one of your frineds loses their job or gets a speeding ticket). And wouldn't you know it Cartman wants to teach Kyle that Aids are not a joke and decides to pass them to him. Then the boys go to the one man who can help them find a cure for the disease... Magic Johnson.

By far the best part in this whole entire episode is Kyle coming to Cartman's house after he has found out that he has the disease and breaking all of Cartman's things.

One lesson we all should learn from this episode... Aids are not fun and I am "H-I-V Positive" about that.

Top 10 South Park Episodes #10

"Suck my balls, Kyle" has shockingly become a statement that is now part of the american culture. When Matt and Trey first made these lovable characters (the most bobo way ever I must say) not even they could have invisioned how big of an affect it would have on the American society as we know it.

Catchy lines such as "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!", "They took our job!", "Respect my authoritaaaay", "Red rocket! Red rocket!", "Mmmmkaaaay", and "Shaaaaron.. sha, sha, sharon." have become as familar to us as the Dallas Cowboys collapsing in December :(

The show that gave us a little boy with a drawn on Jennifer Lopez on his hand giving Ben Affleck a BJ, Mickey Mouse growing a hundred feet tall and blowing fire out of his mouth, to the very near end of the world.... of Warcraft. South Park seems to do it all and it always seems to rattle the cage.

Over the next 2 weeks I will share with you my top 10 SP episodes. I will also review every new episode that hits Comedy Central. Nothing like some Patrick J. reviewing! so now here are my top 10 episodes... and when I say my... I mean everyones.

#10: The Simpsons Already Did It

Who doesn't love an episode with Butters and his alter ego/villian "Professor Chaos", and the boys finding out the difference between "semen" and "sea men."

Butters finds it impossible to despies an evil plan when all his ideas have already been done on The Simpsons before. After the boys feel ripped off about buying the amazing sea men, they decide to feed them to Ms.Choaksondic and think they have accidently killed her. Fromm there everyone gets confused on what "sea men" the boys used. At the end, Cartman uses "man juice" to help grow a Greek like empire on sea creature (also stealing from The Simpsons Tree House of Horrors").

The reason why this show makes the top 10 though is more than just having two of my favorite parts of the franchise, it has my other favorite franchise in it, The Simpsons. Oh and you def. get to hear an "Oh, Hambergers!" here and there.

This one is full of laughs and Cartman not truely understanding how wierd his special grower is makes for some awkward moments.