F*ck my friends.

Today while hanging out with my friends I really realized i hate each of my friends F' em.
Here is the breakdown....

F' Tim- simply because he is ignoring the fact that D. WADE3 is the real MVP of the 08-09 NBA season
F' Pat - if John Wall goes to UK i'm gonna have to become a UK fan and agree with him on every UK decision.
F' Parker - Well just cause he is Parker. & he shows up late. & cause he used the family excuse.
F' Ian - Cause he doesn't hangout anymore
F' Amy - she is moving to tampa.
F' Alisha - she lives in New York
F' marilyn - she hates my friend parker..... but who doesn't (PJ)
F' arama - she isn't funny
F' LA-REN - her name is too weird.
F' marty & steve - for giving me a place to drink every friday/saturday/sunday & getting fat....occasionally thursdays
F' dan & lori - cause you are so freaking cute together. ;) (PJ)
F' Phil - he works all weekends




*(PJ) - assisted by Patrick J
& pictures later.

what happened if.....

...Florida never existed & California wasn't such a wasteland.

The America just might very well be a safer and less confused country. For one we probably would have never gone through 8 years of Bush, most likely just 4. (no political shots)Along with that there is believed to be 50,000 childern living in shelter homes all across the state, highest in the country. In the Forbes article "Where the recession will hit the hardest" three Florida cities (miami, tampa & cape coral) were in the top ten. Second only to California( fuck this state too) with four in the top ten.

But really I have lived in Florida for about eighteen years and none of the fore mentioned stuff is the reason for me wishing Florida never existed its.....

...It is that damn University of Florida football program. If your not from Florida you may not truly understand or grasp the need for this post. And being from Ocala which is about 30 miles away we are littered with these bullshit "fans". The best part is these fans have no ties to the program or have ever attended the school but feel the need to talk shit at every oppurtunity presented. They kind of remind me of Stan from the Eminem song.


(fuck the gators & jorts suck.)


You could almost say the song is about florida fans with a twist. Verses 1 & 2 is Florida fans in 02 & 03. Clearly upset that there beloved program is in a downward spiral. Then came verse 3, the 04 season when they were 7-4 and every fan wanted to duct tape their wife and drive em off a bridge. And right as i am signing the chorus to this sad but awesome song hoping for the regular verse 4 where Em's writes back and its too late cause Stan's dead. I realize this is the fucked up verision which some asshole from california remix'd.


With that said we just might as well say it, every one from California sucks. Really they struck out three times they killed Biggie, they make actors governrs and they are close to mexico.



Worse then those three offenses. UCLA felt it had to beat USC in the last game of the 05-06 season to make shit weird and make way for the Gators to play and become the 2006 National College Football Champions. Then only four months later as if UCLA were Shel Silverstein's giving tree, they felt it was necessary to aloow UF to steam roll the shit out of them in the basketball title game. & Now no end is in site. F^ck you California.

Welcome Back, Welcome Back.

America's all-time favorite white rapper is back (andy samberg for me!). Last night on Mtv the frist video to the first single on his newest and not yet relesed album, Relapse premeired. If you saw the video you witnessed him impersionate Spock, Tony Romo, Brett Michaels, Elvis & himself. Only one rapper would ever include such stuff in one video and be able to pull it off without anyone giving a f---. If you haven't guessed it yet or just flat out can't tell from the picture, i'm talking about Em aka eminem aka slim shady aka marshall aka marshall mathers aka white guy from 8mile aka guy who hates his mom aka whitey that raps with dr. dre aka that white guy who raps better than black guys aka the only rapper pat likes .

Em's been M.I.A. for 3 years and his fans have awaited his return for quite some time. [Similar to how Cubs fans pray & worship false gods in hope of the return of the Commisioners Trophy to their slumping franchise.] But never once did anyone believe that Em was truly staying retired because really who just retires for good anymore (thanks MJ & word to Brett FAV-ra). So now that Em's back everything in the world should be right again. Cause after listening to his first single and watching the video this is the same ol' Eminem. I mean that 1999 Em aka Slim Shady.

It honestly makes me mad cause without a doubt, if Marshall Mathers tried he could've been one of the greatest. But it seems like he is gonna follow the same marketing plan he's had the last two albums. Its as simply as this: release first song off the album thats very socially up to date and that is a direct shot at most celebrties (My Name is & The Real Slim Shady), shoot video for it filled with bullshit. Next release 2nd single (Guilty Conscience & The Way I Am) with a shitty subject matter but with such witty word play that "you keep asking yourself if its possible for white guys to actually rap on beat as well as Em does?" But really what can you say, this guy has been one of the last 4 successful selling rappers in the last 9 years. (50, Kanye & Wayne).

What puts me off the most is that Stan by far is one of the top 10 rap songs by Em but he would rather put garbage out like the last two singles and his newest single. Personally I'd love for Em to be serious all the time because I feel like he has many more Stan, Mocking Bird, Lose Yourself & Sing for the Moment type songs in his repretoire. But I doubt they will ever see the light of day or just maybe I'm putting Em on a pedestal. Maybe he is only capable of making 5 shitty songs & making 1 really good one everytime he goes into the booth to record. Desipte my gripes i'm glad Em's back so with all that said Welcome Back White Guy Who Raps Better Than Most Black Guys.................. Welcome Back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkzQYns61Q

me + my 1st.

i'm webb & I am 1/3 of F2L.

just a quick breakdown...56.5% of my post will be about Sports (mostly Basketball), 24.3% about entertainment, 14.8% devoted to chicks/babes & the last 4.4% just general thoughts. so enjoy.

& now to pop my post cherry.

This is Christina Hendricks & she has the best clevage ever. She plays a secretary on the Tv Drama "Mad Men" which is on AMC. Ok show, its set in the 60s I think and is about an Advertising firm that trys to keep up with the then blossoming America. But back to Ms. Hendricks and her cleavage. Rarely do you find a nicely mixed Ginger, its either nice body/ok face or eh body/amazing face so she is definately breaking the mold. You could go as far to name her the "Lebron James of all Gingers". Here are three pictures of Christina & her never ending cleavage. Enjoy and in case anyone was wondering, they are 100% Silicon-Free.